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Ziehmy

Ziehmy

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Welche Bedeutung haben eigentlich die jeweiligen Embleme unserer Automarken? Hier heute die erste Erklärung:

Audi hat die 4 Ringe. Jeder Ring steht für 100.000 im Durchschnitt erreichte Kilometer mit dem ersten Motor.
Deshalb ist bei Opel der eine Kreis auch gleich durchgestrichen..... :p :p :p
 
Quatsch... Opel zischt ab wie der Blitz.
Bei Audi steht jeder Ring fuer eine Null bis zur ersten Panne, nicht fuer eine Zehnerpotenz. ;)))
 
Naja, mein SAAB hat ja auch einen Opel-Motor, noch hat er gerade mal 65.000 Kilometer - ich kann also noch nicht recht mitreden!
Schau'n wir halt mal, ob an dem Witz ein wenig Wahrheit dran ist....;)
 
Opel - der Zuverlässige...
 
Wo kommt denn der Spruch her?
Müsste es da nicht beginnen mit "Es war einmal....." ;) :p :) :o :rolleyes: :cool:
 
Ist mir letztlich mal im Web vor der Nase hergelaufen:

Quelle: http://meta.uncyclomedia.org/wiki/List_of_acronyms#Automotive

Audi - Accelerates Under Demonic Influence; Automatic Unexpected Death Initiator
Ford - Ferro Oxide Rust Damage; Found On Rubbish Dump; Found On Road Dead; Fix Or Repair Daily (or Figure On Repairing Daily); Fix On Road Daily; Fast Only Rolling Downhill; Flip Over, Read Directions; For Old Retired Drivers; Fucker Only Runs Downhill; Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge; Ford Owners Recommend Dodge; Fucking Old Rebuilt Dodge. A more praising backronym is First On Race Day. An example of a reverse backronym is Driver Returning On Foot. (also fr: «fabrication ordinaire, réparation dispendieuse», Swedish: "Familjen Olssons rullande dass" - Family Olsson's Rolling Dunny or "the Olsson family's rolling toilet")
Honda - Had One, Never Did Again
Hyundai - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive, Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
Kia - Killed in Action; Killed in Automobile
Lada - Left At Dump, Abandoned (fr: «laissée au dépotoir, abandonée») (in Dutch: «Langs Achter Duwen Alstublieft», please push from behind)
Mazda (Hiroshima's revenge) - Made At Zoo (by) Demented Apes
Subaru - Still Usable But All Rusted Underneath
Toyota - Too Often Yanks Overprice This Automobile; Taking Our Yen Out - Thanks America!
Volvo - Vehicle Of Low Velocity Operators
BMW - Bring Money in Wheelbarrows; Big Money Waster; Big Mormon Wagon; Break My Window(s); Basic Marin Wheels; Best Machines in the World; Bob Marley and the Wailers; Black Man's Wheels (in UK Afro-Caribbean culture); Break My Wallet; Be My Wife; Black Man's Willy; Bringing More Weight; Bring Mechanic With, Blew My Wad, Big Monetary Waste. A reverse backronym is Wanted Mercedes-Benz. In German: Bayerischer MistWagen (Bavarian Manure Wagon), Bayerische Mistwerke (Bavarian Muck Works), Bring Mir Werkstatt (Bring Me to Workshop) or Bei Mercedes Weggeworfen (Built from Mercedes' Wastebasket - thrown away by Mercedes), Baader-Meinhoff Wagen (after German Terrorist group of the 1970s), Body Made Wrong. In Dutch: Bak Met Wielen (Box Made with Wheels).
Fiat - Fix It Again Tomorrow; Fix It Again Tony; Fix It All the Time; Found In A Tip; Futile/Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation; Fucking Idiot Asshole Towncar; Failure In Automotive Technology; Finally I'm Almost There. In German: Fehler In Allen Teilen (faulty in all the parts); Für Italiener Ausreichende Technologie (For Italians, Adequate Technology). In Portuguese: Fui Idiota, Agora é Tarde (I've Been Stupid, Now It's Too Late) and Filial do Inferno Aqui na Terra (Franchise ofHell on Earth).
GM - Generally Mediocre, Grinding Metal
Saab - Shit, Another Accessory Broken; or Stolen And Always Broken (originally Svenska Aeroplan AB)
VW - Virtually Worthless; Virtual Warranty
 
oder schlimmer fuer SAABs:

aus: http://www.dkgoodman.com/carinitl.html

Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW: Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW: Beastly Monstrous Wonder
BMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
BMW: Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW: Big Money Waste
BMW: Big Money Works
BMW: Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy.
BMW: Break My Windows
BMW: Broken Money Waster
BMW: Broken Monstrous Wonder
BMW: Brutal Money Waster
BMW: Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BMW: Big Money Waster
BMW: Blasphemized Motorized Wreck
BMW: Bastard Money Wielders
BMW: Bowel Movement Wagon
Citroen: Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
Fiat: F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
Fiat: Failure in Automotive Technology
Fiat: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fiat: Fix It Again Tony?
Fiat: Fix It All the Time
Fiat: F*ck in a Taxi.
Ford: F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Ford: F**ker Only Runs Downhill
Ford: F*cked on Race Day
Ford: F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
Ford: F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
Ford: First On Recall Day
Ford: First on race day
Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford: Found on road dead
Ford: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Ford: F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!
Ford: (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GM: General Mistake
G.T.I.: Got Tossers Inside
Honda: Helping Out Nips Destroying America
Honda: How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
Honda: Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Honda: Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Honda: Hand Over Dollars to Asians
Jaguar: Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
Mazda: Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
Nissan: Now In Some Sh*tty Automobile Nightmare
Nissan: Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
Porsche: Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Porsche: Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Porsche: Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Porsche: Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
Renault: Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
SAAB: Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
SAAB: Such an arrogant bastard!
SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Subaru: Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
Toyota: Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
VW: Very Worthless
 
recht ham se da wohl... *duckundweg*
 
ich hab das hier schon im Forum gelesen, weiß nur nicht wo und wer diese geniale Idee hatte:

Saab = Samstags am Auto basteln.

Ist doch nett, oder.

Also - nicht von mir. Gefällt mir aber.
 
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oder

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War ein Witz! Ich stehe zu "unserer" Marke!!! ;)
 
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