Welche Bedeutung haben eigentlich die jeweiligen Embleme unserer Automarken? Hier heute die erste Erklärung:

 

Audi hat die 4 Ringe. Jeder Ring steht für 100.000 im Durchschnitt erreichte Kilometer mit dem ersten Motor.

Deshalb ist bei Opel der eine Kreis auch gleich durchgestrichen..... :p :p :p

Quatsch... Opel zischt ab wie der Blitz.

Bei Audi steht jeder Ring fuer eine Null bis zur ersten Panne, nicht fuer eine Zehnerpotenz. ;)))

Naja, mein SAAB hat ja auch einen Opel-Motor, noch hat er gerade mal 65.000 Kilometer - ich kann also noch nicht recht mitreden!

Schau'n wir halt mal, ob an dem Witz ein wenig Wahrheit dran ist....;)

Opel - der Zuverlässige...

Wo kommt denn der Spruch her?

Müsste es da nicht beginnen mit "Es war einmal....." ;) :p :) :o

Ist mir letztlich mal im Web vor der Nase hergelaufen:

 

Quelle: http://meta.uncyclomedia.org/wiki/List_of_acronyms#Automotive

 

Audi - Accelerates Under Demonic Influence; Automatic Unexpected Death Initiator

Ford - Ferro Oxide Rust Damage; Found On Rubbish Dump; Found On Road Dead; Fix Or Repair Daily (or Figure On Repairing Daily); Fix On Road Daily; Fast Only Rolling Downhill; Flip Over, Read Directions; For Old Retired Drivers; Fucker Only Runs Downhill; Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge; Ford Owners Recommend Dodge; Fucking Old Rebuilt Dodge. A more praising backronym is First On Race Day. An example of a reverse backronym is Driver Returning On Foot. (also fr: «fabrication ordinaire, réparation dispendieuse», Swedish: "Familjen Olssons rullande dass" - Family Olsson's Rolling Dunny or "the Olsson family's rolling toilet")

Honda - Had One, Never Did Again

Hyundai - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive, Here's Y U Never Drive An Import

Kia - Killed in Action; Killed in Automobile

Lada - Left At Dump, Abandoned (fr: «laissée au dépotoir, abandonée») (in Dutch: «Langs Achter Duwen Alstublieft», please push from behind)

Mazda (Hiroshima's revenge) - Made At Zoo (by) Demented Apes

Subaru - Still Usable But All Rusted Underneath

Toyota - Too Often Yanks Overprice This Automobile; Taking Our Yen Out - Thanks America!

Volvo - Vehicle Of Low Velocity Operators

BMW - Bring Money in Wheelbarrows; Big Money Waster; Big Mormon Wagon; Break My Window(s); Basic Marin Wheels; Best Machines in the World; Bob Marley and the Wailers; Black Man's Wheels (in UK Afro-Caribbean culture); Break My Wallet; Be My Wife; Black Man's Willy; Bringing More Weight; Bring Mechanic With, Blew My Wad, Big Monetary Waste. A reverse backronym is Wanted Mercedes-Benz. In German: Bayerischer MistWagen (Bavarian Manure Wagon), Bayerische Mistwerke (Bavarian Muck Works), Bring Mir Werkstatt (Bring Me to Workshop) or Bei Mercedes Weggeworfen (Built from Mercedes' Wastebasket - thrown away by Mercedes), Baader-Meinhoff Wagen (after German Terrorist group of the 1970s), Body Made Wrong. In Dutch: Bak Met Wielen (Box Made with Wheels).

Fiat - Fix It Again Tomorrow; Fix It Again Tony; Fix It All the Time; Found In A Tip; Futile/Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation; Fucking Idiot Asshole Towncar; Failure In Automotive Technology; Finally I'm Almost There. In German: Fehler In Allen Teilen (faulty in all the parts); Für Italiener Ausreichende Technologie (For Italians, Adequate Technology). In Portuguese: Fui Idiota, Agora é Tarde (I've Been Stupid, Now It's Too Late) and Filial do Inferno Aqui na Terra (Franchise ofHell on Earth).

GM - Generally Mediocre, Grinding Metal

Saab - Shit, Another Accessory Broken; or Stolen And Always Broken (originally Svenska Aeroplan AB)

VW - Virtually Worthless; Virtual Warranty

oder schlimmer fuer SAABs:

 

aus: http://www.dkgoodman.com/carinitl.html

 

Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW: Babbling Mechanical Wench

BMW: Beastly Monstrous Wonder

BMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels

BMW: Beautiful Mechanical Wonder

BMW: Big Money Waste

BMW: Big Money Works

BMW: Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy.

BMW: Break My Windows

BMW: Broken Money Waster

BMW: Broken Monstrous Wonder

BMW: Brutal Money Waster

BMW: Bumbling Mechanical Wretch

BMW: Big Money Waster

BMW: Blasphemized Motorized Wreck

BMW: Bastard Money Wielders

BMW: Bowel Movement Wagon

Citroen: Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters

Fiat: F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.

Fiat: Failure in Automotive Technology

Fiat: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

Fiat: Fix It Again Tony?

Fiat: Fix It All the Time

Fiat: F*ck in a Taxi.

Ford: F**ked over rebuilt Dodge

Ford: F**ker Only Runs Downhill

Ford: F*cked on Race Day

Ford: F*cking Over-Rated Disaster

Ford: F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous

Ford: First On Recall Day

Ford: First on race day

Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily

Ford: Found on road dead

Ford: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's

Ford: F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!

Ford: (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

GM: General Mistake

G.T.I.: Got Tossers Inside

Honda: Helping Out Nips Destroying America

Honda: How Odd-No Damn Acceleration

Honda: Hold Overs Not Doing Anything

Honda: Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile

Honda: Hand Over Dollars to Asians

Jaguar: Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail

Mazda: Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly

Nissan: Now In Some Sh*tty Automobile Nightmare

Nissan: Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon

Porsche: Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions

Porsche: Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine

Porsche: Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine

Porsche: Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

Renault: Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

SAAB: Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies

SAAB: Such an arrogant bastard!

SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always Broken

Subaru: Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium

Toyota: Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All

VW: Very Worthless

recht ham se da wohl... *duckundweg*

Ohne Power ewig Letzter muss das heißen.

ich hab das hier schon im Forum gelesen, weiß nur nicht wo und wer diese geniale Idee hatte:

 

Saab = Samstags am Auto basteln.

 

Ist doch nett, oder.

 

Also - nicht von mir. Gefällt mir aber.

Schnell An'ne ADAC-Säule Bescheidsagen

 

oder

 

Schrott Aus Altem Blech

 

 

War ein Witz! Ich stehe zu "unserer" Marke!!! ;)

ich hab das hier schon im Forum gelesen, weiß nur nicht wo und wer diese geniale Idee hatte

 

gabs hier:

http://www.saab-cars.de/showthread.php?t=8670