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A pensioner drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him.

He floored it to 140, 150, 160... Suddenly he thought “I'm too old for this nonsense!"

So, he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said:

"Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."

The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied:

"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!

The Cop left saying,

"Have a good day, Sir"...

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A pensioner drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him.

He floored it to 140, 150, 160... Suddenly he thought “I'm too old for this nonsense!"

So, he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said:

"Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."

The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied:

"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!

The Cop left saying,

"Have a good day, Sir"...

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Old but Gold

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Wir werden alle sterben…

Ich würde die Sisal-Matte EMOH bevorzugen...

Da Scheiben sich die Geister...........

…und das Schlafzimmer ist gefliest…

Na, hoffentlich haben die nicht noch Scheideneiskratzer im Angebot

https://debeste.de/204591/Haut-Strafende-K-rperlotion-Q10

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Warum hat die österreichische Nationalmannschaft die deutsche mit 2 : 0 abserviert?

Ganz einfach: Bei der deutschen spielen viele Bayernspieler. Bei der österreichischen einige vom SC Freiburg

 

Der Witz aber ist, dass Herr Hoeness ganz arg über die Mannschaft gelästert hat. Ob er wohl vergessen hat, von welchem Verein die meisten kommen?

Eigentlich kein Witz:

 

Wie heisst der etron in Frankreich?

 

 

Eigentlich kein Witz:

 

Wie heisst der etron in Frankreich?

 

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n a wenn das nicht mal MR 2 ist

Chez Audi on a vraiment merdé